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	<title>Sand Up Comedy for Stress Relief</title>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 29 Jul 2010 17:37:15 -0700</pubDate>
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        In today's fast paced life style many people are dealing with more stress than ever. Factor in the raising cost of gas and lowering housing values and it is clear to see a population that is stressed out. Growing data indicates that a good belly laugh may be the best way to battle stress. So go to the local comedy club or check out the free comedy clips on line at killer comedy on line for some stress relief. Laughter's benefits on your health are no joke, and provide both long term and short te...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[In today's fast paced life style many people are dealing with more stress than ever. Factor in the raising cost of gas and lowering housing values and it is clear to see a population that is stressed out. Growing data indicates that a good belly laugh may be the best way to battle stress. So go to the local comedy club or check out the free comedy clips on line at killer comedy on line for some stress relief. Laughter's benefits on your health are no joke, and provide both long term and short term benefits. When you laugh, it doesn't just lighten your load mentally, it actually induces physical changes in your body, beginning with your face. Laughter enhances your intake of oxygen-rich air, stimulates your heart, lungs and muscles, and increases the endorphins that are released by your brain. A good laugh cools down your stress response and increases your heart rate and blood pressure. The result? A good, relaxed feeling, and lower stress rates. Laughter can also ease digestion and ...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Hotel Comedy Club Night Can Boost Revenue</title>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 14:21:11 -0700</pubDate>
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        With the current down turn in the economy many hotels are scrambling to find new ways to generate revenue . One option that works well is to turn the empty bar or banquet room into a comedy club for the night. With a little effort you can be the comedy club in town and attract new local customers to your hotel. Laughter may very well be the best medicine for people facing difficult times and help the properties bottom line. Historically comedy clubs and other live entertainment venues have thriv...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[With the current down turn in the economy many hotels are scrambling to find new ways to generate revenue . One option that works well is to turn the empty bar or banquet room into a comedy club for the night. With a little effort you can be the comedy club in town and attract new local customers to your hotel. Laughter may very well be the best medicine for people facing difficult times and help the properties bottom line. Historically comedy clubs and other live entertainment venues have thrived in difficult economic times. In the 's during the gas shortages and recession the comedy clubs boomed. While we are in uncertain times this may be the case during our current economic downturn. Many comedy clubs are doing very well and most comedy concerts are selling out. This may offer a great opportunity to capitalize on the current situation. You can become the comedy club in your community and offer people a break from the bad news of the day. It is not difficult to prepare a ban...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Pubic Hair Prank Call To McDonalds [HQHD]</title>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 14:21:10 -0700</pubDate>
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	<title>joe riley prank call [HQ/HD]</title>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 27 Jul 2010 14:56:34 -0700</pubDate>
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	<title>We Buy Any Car Prank Call [HQHD]</title>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 26 Jul 2010 17:37:01 -0700</pubDate>
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	<title>You Can Learn How to Get Free Cable TV and Say Goodbye to Your Monthly Cable Bill Forever</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 25 Jul 2010 07:48:13 -0700</pubDate>
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                      Every month I go to my mailbox to find another bill from the cable company. The prices keep going up but I'm not getting any new channels. Plus any special programs I have to pay more money. Are they joking Wrestle Mania  Bucks! I'm just sick and tired of paying for my Cable TV month after month. I could use the extra money to fill up my Gas Tank!Anytime I have a problem with my Cable TV service I call them up and they set-up an appointment between the hours of am - pm. Don't they ...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[              Every month I go to my mailbox to find another bill from the cable company. The prices keep going up but I'm not getting any new channels. Plus any special programs I have to pay more money. Are they joking &quot;Wrestle Mania  Bucks&quot;! I'm just sick and tired of paying for my Cable TV month after month. I could use the extra money to fill up my Gas Tank!Anytime I have a problem with my Cable TV service I call them up and they set-up an appointment between the hours of am - pm. Don't they know that people work and cannot take the whole day off to fiddle with the TV.There must be a better way!How to Get &lt;a rel&quot;nofollow&quot;  href&quot;http:www.free-cable.info&quot;&gt;Free Cable&lt;a&gt; over the Internet for the average family? This would be great because many houses have multiple computers so why not look over the internet for a reliable TV package for your PC's. Say goodbye to that monthly bill!Man this is getting exciting!Well, after searching the internet for hours to find the ...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Give the Gift of Laughter This Holiday Season</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 23 Jul 2010 16:55:45 -0700</pubDate>
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        With all the problems and strife in the world it is important to take a step back once and a while and lighten up a little. This is a great time for a funny or gag gift at the office or holiday party. Some of the most creative minds in comedy have come up with some very funny gift ideas. Some of the new gag gift ideas include the fake arm cast two headed quarters, red neck teeth, refrigerator lock up and giant rubber chicken. If you are buying for a golfer you might want to get some exploding go...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[With all the problems and strife in the world it is important to take a step back once and a while and lighten up a little. This is a great time for a funny or gag gift at the office or holiday party. Some of the most creative minds in comedy have come up with some very funny gift ideas. Some of the new gag gift ideas include the fake arm cast two headed quarters, red neck teeth, refrigerator lock up and giant rubber chicken. If you are buying for a golfer you might want to get some exploding golf balls or lopsided golf balls that making putting next to impossible. This year there are many hot items are associated to the political campaign. There are very funny gifts available to make light of the long campaign season on both sides of the isle. Toilet paper with the image of Rush Limbaugh or Hillary Clinton as well as others, are available. Hillary and Bush toilet bowl brushes, and voodoo kits are big sellers as well as the Hillary nut cracker. You can get McCain and Obama action f...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Myths About Cell Phones Exposed</title>
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	<pubDate>Thu, 22 Jul 2010 20:11:05 -0700</pubDate>
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        There are  billion cell phones in use all over the World! And with the phones come their stories and myths which buzz with the self-proclaimed experts! Most of the users are not scientifically inclined and gobble up all the mumbo jumbo that they hear! I came across these four stories which caught my attention. I took them rather seriously, and asked those who were knowledgeable. They laughed and laughed and took it as big joke; a wonderful humor! They said that these stories are the most absurd ...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[There are  billion cell phones in use all over the World! And with the phones come their stories and myths which buzz with the self-proclaimed experts! Most of the users are not scientifically inclined and gobble up all the mumbo jumbo that they hear! I came across these four stories which caught my attention. I took them rather seriously, and asked those who were knowledgeable. They laughed and laughed and took it as big joke; a wonderful humor! They said that these stories are the most absurd and contain non-scientific misinformation that must be strongly put down! The first is a baseless story that the battery of the cell phone runs out faster if you make long distance calls. It takes more energy to reach across states and continents. It stands to reason that the longer the distance, the more power the phone will need to send it all the way. From London to Manchester will take less energy than from London to New York or from London to Bombay. But this is not true be...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Mustache Girl Scare</title>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 20:01:51 -0700</pubDate>
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	<title>watch up online free</title>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 21 Jul 2010 20:01:50 -0700</pubDate>
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                      watch up online freeHow does Pixar resume to figure out it? 'It' being locate out cold quality films so as to spring from trouble-free, straightforward stories so as to are designed to engage all age groups, aren't rude, are entertaining, gorgeous to behold, and don't disappear from your remembrance  minutes subsequently you exit the plays. With every latest free Pixar manages to top itself even as soon as it seems burden so would be an impracticality. Pixar's ninth film, WALL-E, h...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[              &lt;a rel&quot;nofollow&quot;  href&quot;http:warezcc.orgwatch-up-online-free.html&quot;&gt;watch up online free&lt;a&gt;How does Pixar resume to figure out it? 'It' being locate out cold quality films so as to spring from trouble-free, straightforward stories so as to are designed to engage all age groups, aren't rude, are entertaining, gorgeous to behold, and don't disappear from your remembrance  minutes subsequently you exit the plays. With every latest free Pixar manages to top itself even as soon as it seems burden so would be an impracticality. Pixar's ninth film, WALL-E, harden the forbid important but come what may, someway, Up manages to top it - a task I personally in no way planning they'd be able to accomplish.I mean occur on! Up's the story of an old man who ties balloons to his igloo. He looks grouchy, I can't relate to him, and scarcely an old guy suspended inedible in interval isn't exactly the on the whole compelling premise I can think of on behalf of an animated film. Ye...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Seize One or More Bonuses at an Online Casino of Your Choice</title>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 22:21:28 -0700</pubDate>
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                      Online players of various games enjoy the games because of the sheer fun they bring and it's true even of online casino games, which have taken games from land based sites to the internet where more people can enjoy them. With advanced software, the quality of games online has just been ameliorated and you may even think you are at real land based casino and not at home. The fusion of software, internet, and computer has made playing casino games on the internet a more amazing expe...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[              Online players of various games enjoy the games because of the sheer fun they bring and it's true even of online casino games, which have taken games from land based sites to the internet where more people can enjoy them. With advanced software, the quality of games online has just been ameliorated and you may even think you are at real land based casino and not at home. The fusion of software, internet, and computer has made playing casino games on the internet a more amazing experience, but players should examine the software to make sure it works well with the operating systems of their PCs.If the software is compatible with your PCs operating system then there's no stopping you from opting to join in an online casino, which treats players much better than real casinos do. These online gaming sites offer freebies to their avid supporters and even to newbies, but the promos can vary from casino site to another. Nonetheless, such online game venues would definitely off...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>MAN WITH NO FACE 31 | CRAZY WOMEN LOL!!</title>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 20 Jul 2010 22:21:27 -0700</pubDate>
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	<title>Vlog - T-shirts and Tyre Swings</title>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 19 Jul 2010 02:44:14 -0700</pubDate>
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	<title>Skeleton Costume for Halloween</title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 19 Jun 2010 22:10:29 -0700</pubDate>
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        On Halloween nights many people dress up in different Halloween costumes in order to scare each other. One of the often used costumes is a ghost costume. Adults and children like to wear this costume at this festival. Many people find it rather funny and amusing. A traditional and usual skeleton costume consists of a black jumpsuit and skeleton bones painted onto it. But there are also costumes where bones are not painted but attached to the costume and make it look more realistic. A good ghost ...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[On Halloween nights many people dress up in different &lt;a rel&quot;nofollow&quot; href&quot;http:www.stbabyshop.co.ukcataloguefancy-dress&quot;&gt;Halloween costumes&lt;a&gt; in order to scare each other. One of the often used costumes is a ghost costume. Adults and children like to wear this costume at this festival. Many people find it rather funny and amusing. A traditional and usual &lt;a rel&quot;nofollow&quot; href&quot;http:www.stbabyshop.co.ukcataloguefancy-dress&quot;&gt;skeleton costume&lt;a&gt; consists of a black jumpsuit and skeleton bones painted onto it. But there are also costumes where bones are not painted but attached to the costume and make it look more realistic. A good ghost costume includes a pair of gloves, a pair of boots and a mask. The skeleton mask should be a full cover one resembling a skull. And moreover all the bones glow in the darkness of the night because they are fluorescent. That is why such a ghost costume looks very creepy. It is a quite amusing sight looking at a dancing or running about...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>An Epitaph For Words</title>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 14 Jun 2010 09:55:44 -0700</pubDate>
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        As we gather here today to mourn the passing of words, may this also be a celebration of the joy words have brought to souls over the ages.Countless poets, authors and song writers have employed words to reach humans' minds, souls and spirits. And the beneficiaries of those words have savored them, rolling them over their taste buds as they envisioned dreams they never dared to dream before encountering these delectable words.Millions have slipped words of comfort in their Bibles - words inscrib...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[As we gather here today to mourn the passing of words, may this also be a celebration of the joy words have brought to souls over the ages.Countless poets, authors and song writers have employed words to reach humans' minds, souls and spirits. And the beneficiaries of those words have savored them, rolling them over their taste buds as they envisioned dreams they never dared to dream before encountering these delectable words.Millions have slipped words of comfort in their Bibles - words inscribed by fountain pens on sheets of linen, or on greeting cards written with exquisite fonts and expressions too beautiful to describe, at least not without words.Grandchildren and Great-Grandchildren have marveled at the luxurious penmanship of their ancestors as they read their family histories replete with anecdotal memories. Lovers down through history have treasured letters and notes of affection and returned to them when their hearts were breaking.When did the demise of words begin? Perha...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>On A Retired Cop's Wedding Reception</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 11 Jun 2010 05:52:04 -0700</pubDate>
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        After three failed marriages, a newly retired cop married a very young wife. At the wedding reception, the emcee requested him to stand in front of the guests. The emcee pulled out a military belt with all its military accessories from a bag and asked the groom to put on the belt to show to his guests how he looked like during his days while he was a cop. Finally, the emcee pulled out a military cap and asked the groom to put on the cap as well.Now you are really a cop, as the emcee commented fo...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[After three failed marriages, a newly retired cop married a very young wife. At the wedding reception, the emcee requested him to stand in front of the guests. The emcee pulled out a military belt with all its military accessories from a bag and asked the groom to put on the belt to show to his guests how he looked like during his days while he was a cop. Finally, the emcee pulled out a military cap and asked the groom to put on the cap as well.&quot;Now you are really a cop&quot;, as the emcee commented followed by the applause of the audience.&quot;Now that you have retired, you do not need a military cap anymore, correct?&quot;, the emcee asked.&quot;Yes,&quot; said the groom.&quot;Now let us replace your military cap with an ordinary hat,&quot; as the emcee put the ordinary hat on the groom's head.&quot;During police operations, you used to wear a bullet proof vest and this military belt, right?&quot; asked the emcee.&quot;Yes,&quot; answered the groom.&quot;Now that you have retired, you won't need this military belt either nor a bullet...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Humor Therapy Getting Popular</title>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 08 Jun 2010 06:49:05 -0700</pubDate>
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        Laughter clubs and humor and laughter therapy clinics have been opening around the country in an effort to teach people the benefit of laughter. Folks that laugh a lot are usually fun people to be around.And remember that laughter begets laughter. Have you ever listened to a baby or child really laugh? You won't listen to it long before you'll be laughing with them. That's why Hollywood puts laugh tracks on the sitcoms you watch. The writing may not be funny enough to make you laugh, so they add...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Laughter clubs and humor and laughter therapy clinics have been opening around the country in an effort to teach people the benefit of laughter. Folks that laugh a lot are usually fun people to be around.And remember that laughter begets laughter. Have you ever listened to a baby or child really laugh? You won't listen to it long before you'll be laughing with them. That's why Hollywood puts laugh tracks on the sitcoms you watch. The writing may not be funny enough to make you laugh, so they add laughter that will cause you to laugh also.Years ago they use to have what we called tickle boxes. Little boxes with a recording of laughter inside, and when you turned it over, or upside down, the laughter would start, causing you to laugh. I guess that where the saying came from, &quot;Who turned your tickle box over?&quot;Laughter is just a good thing. It's healthy, it makes you more productive, and your success rate goes up in whatever endeavor you are involved in. And even when life gives you le...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Sure, girls are cool.. but I so don't wanna be one.</title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 05 Jun 2010 07:42:52 -0700</pubDate>
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        If you've come in search of some life-changing, mind-blowing wisdom, insight and self-help gold... then you may be a little disappointed because today I'm opting for tongue-in-cheek frivolity.Just read over my last few posts.Kinda intense.Thought-provoking, challenging, confronting.Somewhat serious.That's okay; we need some occasional serious.And some regular fun.Today we're goin' for fun.If you have a propensity to be somewhat precious and easily offended, or if you missed out on the humor gene...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[If you've come in search of some life-changing, mind-blowing wisdom, insight and self-help gold... then you may be a little disappointed because today I'm opting for tongue-in-cheek frivolity.Just read over my last few posts.Kinda intense.Thought-provoking, challenging, confronting.Somewhat serious.That's okay; we need some occasional serious.And some regular fun.Today we're goin' for fun.If you have a propensity to be somewhat precious and easily offended, or if you missed out on the humor gene.. you may wanna come back tomorrow when I explore something a little more grown-up and sensible.So I just cut my hair.Myself.Always do.It grows like a weed, so it gets a fortnightly trim.Use my own clippers.No. comb.It's a man thing.Four minutes start to finish.There's something liberating about having hair that's three millimetres an eighth of an inch long.Clippering is so a word my hair is like my meditation.Which doesn't really say a whole lot for my spiritual life I ...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Wondering as what kind of jokes are bar jokes?</title>
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	<pubDate>Fri, 04 Jun 2010 01:55:29 -0700</pubDate>
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        It is great fun to crack a joke within your friends circle or if you are in some get-togethers and parties. Most of the time, jokes are cracked when you are in a bar with your friends having an enjoyable moment with each other and having an enormous laughter along with you.Among the funny jokes to crack, most of the people prefer to choose the bar jokes. In fact, bar jokes are those in which a drunkard's funny side is taken into consideration to make laughter. It may be associated with bar or dr...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[It is great fun to crack a joke within your friends circle or if you are in some get-togethers and parties. Most of the time, jokes are cracked when you are in a bar with your friends having an enjoyable moment with each other and having an enormous laughter along with you.Among the funny jokes to crack, most of the people prefer to choose the bar jokes. In fact, bar jokes are those in which a drunkard's funny side is taken into consideration to make laughter. It may be associated with bar or drunk people. In these jokes stupid activities are described which are performed in the bar or outside by the drunk people. Wondering as what kind of jokes are bar jokes? You can enjoy some of the bar jokes below:A businessman enters a tavern, sits down at the bar, and orders a double martini on the rocks. After he finishes the drink, he peeks inside his shirt pocket, and then orders the bartender to prepare another double martini. After he finishes that it, he again peeks inside his shirt pock...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>10 inspirational quotes than can improve yourself</title>
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	<pubDate>Wed, 02 Jun 2010 07:10:24 -0700</pubDate>
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        It might take a little coffee or probably a few rounds of beer or any other booze you could get your hands on when it comes to relaxing after a hard day's work. Well, yeah I'm guilty about that one as well, unless I'm caught dead wearing a lampshade over my head after a few rounds of vodka... half-naked! Okay, bad example and I apologize to everyone reading this after getting nightmares about me in that state of drunken stupor.Just don't ask how it happened, please.But what's really interesting ...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[It might take a little coffee or probably a few rounds of beer or any other booze you could get your hands on when it comes to relaxing after a hard day's work. Well, yeah I'm guilty about that one as well, unless I'm caught dead wearing a lampshade over my head after a few rounds of vodka... half-naked! Okay, bad example and I apologize to everyone reading this after getting nightmares about me in that state of drunken stupor.Just don't ask how it happened, please.But what's really interesting is that how do people go through the usual part of life when faced with vein-popping stress? I mean, the new age thing like Zen or yoga is one of the good things and it actually works. Is there room for the intellectual side of people who can actually smell the roses-in-a-can while on the move? It kind of had me thinking that there really must be something in this 'mind-over-matter' thing.Humor is indeed the best medicine there is whenever you are. I mean anyone can pay good money to listen t...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Why Comedy Instruction Isn't Just Important For The Stand Up Comic</title>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 01 Jun 2010 06:34:47 -0700</pubDate>
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        Have you ever noticed that two people can tell the same joke and yet end up with completely different reactions, the reason is probably in the way the joke was performed. For those that struggle to raise a laugh comedy instruction could change all that.The old saying it's the way I tell 'em still stands true to this day when it comes to comedy. With laughter a valuable commodity in any walk of life it is a valuable asset to have.Whether your a budding stand up comedian or someone who wishes they...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Have you ever noticed that two people can tell the same joke and yet end up with completely different reactions, the reason is probably in the way the joke was performed. For those that struggle to raise a laugh comedy instruction could change all that.The old saying &quot;it's the way I tell 'em&quot; still stands true to this day when it comes to comedy. With laughter a valuable commodity in any walk of life it is a valuable asset to have.Whether your a budding stand up comedian or someone who wishes they had more luck with the ladies, comedy instruction can help you.A common error people come across is the belief that comedy is all in the timing, it may be an important part of making the joke a success but you can have perfect timing and still not be funny. There are certain techniques that can be added to different jokes to make even the most straight faced of people raise a smile.How to be funny doesn't come in the genes it is a science, a science that can be taught to anyone.Take note...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Humor:   Forrest Gump Goes To Heaven</title>
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	<pubDate>Mon, 31 May 2010 06:48:37 -0700</pubDate>
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        Humor - Preface - When I was a young and struggling to raise my two wonderful children as a single parent I realized the importance of joy and laughter in my life. I discovered the more I laughed, when the challenging times in my life arose that those times didn't seem as challenging; somehow I was able to get through them a little easier.However, I often found it difficult to laugh easily. I realized that I needed a sense of humor! So I prayed a simple prayer, asking the Lord to give me the abi...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[Humor - Preface - When I was a young and struggling to raise my two wonderful children as a single parent I realized the importance of joy and laughter in my life. I discovered the more I laughed, when the challenging times in my life arose that those times didn't seem as challenging; somehow I was able to get through them a little easier.However, I often found it difficult to laugh easily. I realized that I needed a sense of humor! So I prayed a simple prayer, asking the Lord to give me the ability to get some humor out of life. The answer to that prayer brought a tremendous sense of FREEDOM! I then prayed and asked the Lord to help me to be able to pass humor on to others.I would not have considered building my website without a special HUMOR section.I used to live near a dear friend, affectionately called &quot;Granny Terry&quot; - she too was a single mother. Over the years, it mattered not that I was exploring a remote village on the far side of the globe, was tramping through a trop...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>L@@K! ** Funny Prank at Graduation Ceremony During Procession ** L@@K!</title>
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	<pubDate>Sun, 30 May 2010 00:12:27 -0700</pubDate>
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	<title>Learn To Close the Speech</title>
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	<pubDate>Tue, 25 May 2010 00:22:15 -0700</pubDate>
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        One of the nastiest blunder you can make as a motivational speaker is talking for a long duration. Your speech will not only drive people to never, never land but it might also make many people go mad downright. It is never taken into consideration even if your whole lengthy speech was motivational or brilliant. The audience will leave the hall saying the speaker loves to speak a lot but we are not the lengthy listeners Don't allow this to happen in your case. Just say what you have planned to s...	</description>
	<content:encoded><![CDATA[One of the nastiest blunder you can make as a motivational speaker is talking for a long duration. Your speech will not only drive people to never, never land but it might also make many people go mad downright. It is never taken into consideration even if your whole lengthy speech was motivational or brilliant. The audience will leave the hall saying &quot;the speaker loves to speak a lot but we are not the lengthy listeners&quot; Don't allow this to happen in your case. Just say what you have planned to say and sit down. Before you decide to sit down, just let the audiences know that you are going to end the talk. The last statement you make is always remembered or the most remembered. You must put as much effort as possible in the closing presentation than any other part of your presentation. It's not a compulsion to end your speech with humor as you opened with it. The last statement you make can be motivational, demanding, thoughtful, deferential of the length of the presentation, or it co...]]></content:encoded>
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	<title>Vampire Jokes</title>
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	<pubDate>Sat, 22 May 2010 04:23:16 -0700</pubDate>
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